Chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad


Before each filming of Walker: Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. Our moderators have been alerted and will attend to the matter as soon as possible. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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All the men stood up. A few minutes laterthe woman had to let another one rip. Chuck Norris cannot smoke weed because its impossible for Chuck Norris to take a hit. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. There are in fact 31 letters of the English alphabet however only Chuck Norris knows what the extra 5 letters are. No, because his father would have to have sex to create him, making Chuck a 2 celled organism. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure.
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There are in fact 31 letters of the English alphabet however only Chuck Norris knows what the extra 5 letters are. At a recent 2nd grade Spelling Bee a child in the first round was asked to spell "Manly. Chuck Norris puts the caramel in the center of a Caramilk Bar. This time she didn't even think about it.
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How could Chuck Norris lose his virginity before his dad?

Chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad



Description: No, because his father would have to have sex to create him, making Chuck a 2 celled organism. Harm to minors, violence or threats, harassment or privacy invasion, impersonation or misrepresentation, fraud or phishing, show more. The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake. For anyone who has ever pretended to be someone else in order to fit in, to be liked, or Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized somethingand thinks aloud, "OH!!

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